Total Medals Earned: 791 (From 120 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,480 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Make it past Stage 1.
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Defeat the Boss!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/225 points)
Beat the game!
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Rescue NeNe.
Rescue Darnell.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (55/430 points)
viewed the credits
Left the castle
Left the grave yard
Completed all church levels
Reached the City
cracked the code on level 25
Completed the story
Freed all the lost souls
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/25 points)
Superior Weapons
Proper tools for a proper job
Superior Diamond armour
Hunting diamonds is childs play
Medals Earned: 18/30 (275/600 points)
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Stand on ice and slide around.
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Cast a level 3 spell.
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Cast a spell for the first time.
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Reach an experience level of 30.
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Max out your HP and MP.
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Collect every coin in every level.
Open every treasure chest in every level.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/315 points)
Checking out the game!
Finishing Level 5
Finishing level 15
Finishing Level 10
Meet Mr Wizard
Used the grappling hook successfully!
Finishing level 20
Finishing the entire game and killing all the red ninjas!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (50/275 points)
K.O a goblin by crushing it!
Burn a bale of hay
Unlock all arrow types
Rescue your first civilian
K.O your first goblin in battle!
Earn 30 stars
Drop a chandelier onto a goblin
Take out every single goblin
Rescure every civilian
Earn all 90 stars
Medals Earned: 9/12 (100/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/365 points)
Feels just like starting over.
The boy found his first checkpoint.
Halfway point of the journey.
Confront and destroy a demon.
Every epiphany has been reached.
Shine a light on some flaws.
